So basically in this dream I had rented out this huge farmhouse from this guy in the past, I rented a room not the entire farmhouse. But years later I have this larger very large group of friends and we all want to live together so I call this guy up and ask him about the house. He's says go right ahead, the house is empty you can rent it out. So we fast forward a little by 8 days and we have all moved in, some of the house is a little beat up so we have to caulk some bad windows, fix little tears in the floor so bugs don't come in yadda yadda. The kitchen is huge but it barely works and all that jazz. I got like 10 people living with me, and my room is next to this super cute redhead and I was trying to hit on her for a little while then I walked out into the kitchen, at the far end of the house - well the furthest point in the kitchen is a double set of french doors - the kind you find in a hotel that opens to a ballroom. I go through these doors kind of exploring, this does lead to a very large spacious room - like a ballroom but it seems more like another house attached to ours since there are more doors leading to unused bedrooms. I am in one bedroom looking around and it is furnished - but not dusty and some stuff is kinda draped. Looks a little new and while I was wondering why my friends and I didn't move into this part of the house these local yokal construction dudes coming walking in jabbering about their demolition project.

And the guy turns to me and says. "Hey man, you got till Saturday, tomorrow, to pack up and leave." What what, why whats going on? "Oh the owner decided to make this cow pasture, so he's gonna demolish the entire house to clear land." And then I look out the window and indeed there is a lot of flat land out there. Wait a second, I just moved in. "Well" he just shrugs his shoulders. I am pissed I need to use your phone, I accidentally washed my phone with the laundry. He pauses for a second then hands me a shoe box. I open it, inside are 4 or 5 old weird manufactured dusty cell phones. I pick this one black one thinking its the most recent. I start to dial 503-(some dream number here), but then the phone interrupts with some kinda of "If you like to make a call--" message. The guys goes, "oh you have to do function 55 55", at least thats what I thought I heard him say. I press 55 55 then 503 but it then gives me some other message "Welcome to blah blah services where we can meet your needs yadda yadda". I say what the fuck! function 55 55? "No," he says "function 53 53." Oh sorry. dialing 53 53 then 503, but it interrupts again, then I try 503 55 55, but it gives me a different message, I am getting frustrated. I need to call this guy to cancel to demo, one of the dudes sees my frustration and says "Lets get in my jeep and find this guy." OK fine shit, lets go. We instantly teleport outside and the ground is already muddy like its trying to transform into a cow pasture already. I step into his red truck, its not a jeep, about 3 friends are squished inside with me. The guy hops in the driver seat and we are driving some rainy mountainous windy road till we come to some sort of mill/factory/ha  rdware place where hardware dudes hang out to work. Lots of mud gravel and heavy machinery is everywhere.

He's walking around doing that local yokel "hello, Bob, hows the kids? hows the dogs, hows the wives" CRAP. I am trying to find the guy that owns the house, its frustrating and raining and sunny at the same time, then I wake up.

my dream, from my funny brain. So there!